Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
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WCARlover 35
I'm sorry but you only have yourshelf to blame
acommonman 23
Do you have a top to spin to ensure you're still not dreaming?
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Comments (89)
Culito97 10
Question. Why do you have a shelf above your head?
WipeHour 11
Congratulations, you're a precog.
kobe_21 6
I think you can tell the future
wvcheesehead 13
You are a greenseer.
CottonCandyQueen 16
Déjà vu!
russfml 31
See it's true what they say, dreams can come to be reality!
doge71 8
INCEPTION
joelp232 17
sometimes dreams really do come true
dhut2131 12
Why do you have a shelf within whacking distance of your head?
Ikashy73 14
You'd be surprised, my mother certainly thought it could never be risky to put up a shelf over my bed in much-closer-than-only-whacking distance.
graceface1031 7
A couple nights ago I had a dream that my crush's little brother got sick so we couldn't hang out like we'd planned. I woke up the next morning and no more than 10 minutes later got a text from him saying his little brother got sick and that he had to cancel because he didn't want me to get sick too.