Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my...

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 010

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2023 15:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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Missing the one

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By ihateeverything - 14/01/2015 17:35 - United States - Granbury

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML

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So young, so jaded

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 13:59

Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML

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Hagadin 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:47

wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:22

aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?

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wheaty 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:37

wow, i hate fmls like this, fml isnt supposed to be somewhere to complain about ur life, if u dont like the way ur life is, then change it. get a job, move out, and get a clue

xkarina71692x 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:50

i agree with # 13. this was pointless.

shenmue84 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:22

same here

jackftw 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:44

Get a life

jdkfgkjdfb 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:17

FYL, but YDI for making your FML a lame attempt to be funny. Couldn't you have just said, "Today, I'm 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me."? My only advice would be to get a life. Look for a job, save up for a house or apartment, and think of the flaws of that girl.