By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
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rachelroller 0

wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..

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jim_witness 0

Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*

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kdb268 1

I mean, how late were you exactly? Were you like 10 minutes late and she was already in bed with another guy? :-/ Not cool.

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GCali4 0

what a *****! she probably has an std or something gross

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happyhak 5

Maybe she was REALLY waiting for you for a threesome! :) Lol

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

u ppl nede two wach hoe u spel shit! I **** reed NEtheng u ppl rite!

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WishUponAWorld 0

Umm... how late were you, exactly?

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Jordyn345 4

You probably shouldnt have taken so much time getting ready...

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cheeeeeeers 3

this is a fake fml

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stevenmx86 7

How about stop being a girl, comb your hair, spray on some cologne and go meet her BEFORE she gets bored and leaves with someone else... Ydi

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