Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML
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FYLDeep
| 25
That bitch! I hate it when they spit it up instead of swallowing it.
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emilyaust
| 8
you shouldve turned around, taken a drink and spat in her face. then you'd be even.
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ninjanate
| 0
wow fyl. first
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GavinRoskamp
| 0
Aren't you just special.
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fendr
| 0
wow that sucks
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MaCOOLiT
| 5
FYL OP. i would have made that bitch pay for it.
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DjeePee
| 24
Oh yes, that woman was totally a bitch for being thirsty and laughing at a comedy club. She should die a long and painfull death!!!
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Honestly, I think that woman was embarrased enough for her unwillingly and uncontrollable spitting. The only thing you could blame her for is that she drank, and I don't know about you people, but I do that also sometimes. And when I drink, people shouldn't tell jokes. I won't spit, I will choke. Joyfull. But still, it was an accident, you can't blame the woman. Only morons wants to revenge an unlucky accident.
I also don't blame OP. It was not a very bright idea to go out with an haircut that should stayed perfect till the other day. There are always risks, but hey, she wasn't expected them. Normally, nothing would have happened.
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Honestly, I think that woman was embarrased enough for her unwillingly and uncontrollable spitting. The only thing you could blame her for is that she drank, and I don't know about you people, but I do that also sometimes. And when I drink, people shouldn't tell jokes. I won't spit, I will choke. Joyfull. But still, it was an accident, you can't blame the woman. Only morons wants to revenge an unlucky accident.
I also don't blame OP. It was not a very bright idea to go out with an haircut that should stayed perfect till the other day. There are always risks, but hey, she wasn't expected them. Normally, nothing would have happened.
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I_iz_special
| 0
I agree with 25. YDI for trying to keep your hair perfect.
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Zealoushalfling
| 0
Not really... She just deserves it for being a complete retard and not realizing that there would be a pretty high risk of something falling into her hair, or something going in it if she went out apposed to staying in at home until the wedding.
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sukaaa
| 0
wtf y did she do he hair the day before the wedding? pics or didnt happen
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iSitt
| 0
so what REALY happens at a bachelorette party ?
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hnz
| 13
fyl op! but who knows your hair might be more silky with the added ingredient
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z620
| 0
why did you do your hair the day b4 the wedding when I wake up it looks crazy shoulda got it early the next morning
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MissEmma_fml
| 22
oohhh unlucky. DX funny though :D
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BakNBitz
| 0
rofl that's an awesome pic
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emilyaust
| 8
you shouldve turned around, taken a drink and spat in her face. then you'd be even.
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kahuna123
| 0
That suck. FYL
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FYLDeep
| 25
That bitch! I hate it when they spit it up instead of swallowing it.
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GavinRoskamp
| 0
Heh.
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aardvarkish
| 15
Good call, Bro!
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bigredmonkeybutt
| 25
lmao win
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richard121212
| 0
ur pic is anti chafing powder logo
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ninjanate
| 0
two things. how drunk was she. and that happens when something is that funny. like a cliche of milk coming out the nose. that happened with soda to me. it burnt. really bad.
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TheShay
| 0
same here. X(
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MissGrinch
| 4
Well, hmm, you see...
...oh, screw it.
There is no point in saying something witty after #7.
...oh, screw it.
There is no point in saying something witty after #7.
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FYLDeep
| 25
I know, I read all the comments before me and was like, "For real, no ones worked this angle yet?" I then wrote that shit as quickly as possible.
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brittanystrachan
| 0
love your pic!!!
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Juneyah1017
| 9
ydi for getting your hair ready the day before. being late is good luck didn't you know lol
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brennboo
| 3
yeah why would you get it done the day before? sleep messes up hair...
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xStiina
| 0
that's just screwed up.