Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, I got a warning for not covering a shift, on my day off, for someone who didn't want to go to work. Apparently the next time I “do something wrong", I'll either get warned again or fired, whichever they feel like doing. FML
Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML
Today, I got yelled at for calling out for mandated overtime at work. They told me if I don't switch to another day I will get suspended. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
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Top comments
thatunfortunateg 9
Try and be right on time is the only advice I can offer.
thisawkwardchick 15
Jeez, is he trying to keep the office in lockdown or something?
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Comments (112)
haleyart 15
Wouldn't it be more efficient for oh I don't know... WORK if you came back early??
Shade1982 21
Your comment makes no sense. Nowhere does it say op didn't work when she came back early...
ems215 2
Verbal warning? Me thinks that this person works for Trader Joe's. A horrendous place to work due to favoritism.
fk18 27
If you go out, I suggest coming a minute early and clock in right on time. Then your boss couldn't complain about you being there right on time
thisismyhead 25
Why don't you try clocking in exactly when you're supposed to. Common sense.
thetacoking 9
Did you try to go for an "intern" lunch? Lol
ninjawalrus 1
Are you working an 8 hour shift? If you are it's required that you take a lunch, typically an hour lunch. If you come back early the business could face legal stuff. It's kinda stupid but it's the law.
Lmf2 3
try being on time and youll be alright.
OneTrackMind 17
My boss just warned us about clocking in early from lunch too... Irritating
amberdea404 28
Just be on time. It'll be fine
writerchic85 26
How early and how late are we talking here?