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Same thing different taste
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to bad it's not a DeLorean then you can make a few changes and you've got it! HA! anyway FYL
YDI! Bad parenting! Rule #1 in parenting: If they are old enough to hold a crayon or pencil then that's when you need to teach them to write ONLY on paper! Thats where you screwed up!
Living young wild and free...
123 good rule.and my name I Lauren too NOT
Someone isn't getting a car once they're a teenager lol.
Never buy anything new or expensive while your children are living at home. That's what FML has taught me.
That's my name!
From this site I've learned never to buy anything nice when children are around.
Where were you? Why did you let her out of your sight? FYL for getting your car ruined but YDI for not paying close attention to her..
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Sell the daughter and get a new car
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.