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wow you should pay more attention to her but nice name you choose and I only say tht cuz it my name lol :)
Haha...I top that though, or I guess my mom does. When I was 5 I decided to not write, but scratch, "I love you mommy" into the hood of my mother's brand new (same week) honda...now she tells me as soon as I buy my first brand new car (which is coming up soon) she's going to scratch into it "I love you too" into the hood. I'm scared lol.
discipline your children better learning the hard way
you could put a De in front of her name and claim it's a knock-off LOL
If the car of your dreams is anything good, get a clay bar and some detailer to remove that stuff. If that doesn't work get some rubbing compound and a buffer, then put some polishing compound on with the buffer. If she keyed your car, get a buffer and some scrach/swirl remover. But be careful with buffers.
Uh oh better call Maaco..tee hee, but honestly lady you need to keep a closer eye on your child. Just saying :P
haha my names Lauren :) im sorry about that tho that must suck
I would have broken every bone in her body. Your daughter is a disrespectful piece of shit. YDI for not having an abortion and getting rid of that piece of shit.
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Sell the daughter and get a new car
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.