Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
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EloquentSilence 0
I really don't think it's possible for anyone to have a great time at Pizza Hut.
dudeitsdanny 10
She doesn't love you =( Seriously, though, that sucks.
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Comments (61)
Breezy4sheezy 2
u should have just walked up and sneezed dead on ther pizza
jamjenni2774 0
U should have approached her
jazzmancarron 11
wow, FYL, i live in maine and know what its like to be left in the cold,
_adrenaline 0
I don't blame your Mom. Pizza Hut is the best restaurant ever...
facmebene 0
I'm a bit torn. FYL for your mom leaving you to freeze in a blizzard, but YDI for walking around in a blizzard. I have to ask if people in the NE have any sense. I live in North Dakota and the first thing we learn about winter is NEVER NEVER NEVER go walking during blizzard. Between the air temperature and the wind chill, you can freeze to death. Your mom shouldn't have left you in such conditions and you shouldn't have walked. You should have called someone else to come pick you up. Then, upon arriving at home and finding that she is gone, either lock her out, or do something to make her feel incredible guilty. Like make some cake or something and tell her, "It's for being such a wonderful mom! You deserve it, because you've never forgotten to pick me up in a blizzard, forcing me to walk home in the freezing cold and blinding snow. Enjoy!"
blastvortex 4
You could've walked in like a zombie and tried to eat her brain, but you probably wouldn't have even gotten a mouthful.
EveryDayJackAss 0
aw, she let you out to play in the blizzard! how considerate of her!
sexpanther10 0
where were you? why were you walking around aimlessly in a blizzard? and what made you decide to randomly enter pizza hut where you would ironically find your mom having the time of her life?
Firesprite2009 0
She could have been at school/work, either she doesn't have a car, or it got put in for something. She probably didn't have a key, so her only option was to look for her mother, & I'd go inside a warm pizza parlour too if I'd been walking around in the blistering cold for ages. Plus, she might have seen her mother through the window.
Dinlordz 0
ur mom's a total ass
KarmaLanding 0
My mother used to do shit like this to me all the time when I was in grade school. It stopped when I reminded her that eventually she would be dependent on me, at which point, I would be certain to remember all the times she left me standing in the cold for two hours because she just "had to" do one more load of laundry, or simply "had to" go grocery shopping first. Karma's a bitch, bitch.