Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

You sir... Fail

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theUBERcomment 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:32

you forgot to mention that, while you were not drunk, you were high.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:03

If they were high then they wouldn't be "completely sober".

mrredcat 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:33

must be 12

corrinaswan 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:18

wow not cool

WankersCramp 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:38

fake and retarded. only the breathalyzer is used now.

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:40

How do you not know the damn alphabet? Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast that morning?

disneyo 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:52

ahahahahahah this made me laugh.

speedgay 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:52

I've always wondered if I could pass a sobriety test while sober hah

trixy81 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:00

the line would be hard but the alphabet... WTF?

geekometer96 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:10

I'm guessing you forgot the AND? next time keep doughnuts in your car and when he walks up open the box and be like "oh sorry, did you smell these?"

peachezthelette 22

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:14

its prolly from being nervous. i cant concentrate wen im nervous either

brookexrawrr 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:14

hehehe, you siir, need help. desperatelyy.

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