spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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theUBERcomment 1
you forgot to mention that, while you were not drunk, you were high.
ChibiChibi_fml 27
If they were high then they wouldn't be "completely sober".
mrredcat 0
must be 12
corrinaswan 0
wow not cool
WankersCramp 0
fake and retarded. only the breathalyzer is used now.
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
How do you not know the damn alphabet? Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast that morning?
disneyo 0
ahahahahahah this made me laugh.
speedgay 0
I've always wondered if I could pass a sobriety test while sober hah
trixy81 10
the line would be hard but the alphabet... WTF?
geekometer96 0
I'm guessing you forgot the AND? next time keep doughnuts in your car and when he walks up open the box and be like "oh sorry, did you smell these?"
peachezthelette 22
its prolly from being nervous. i cant concentrate wen im nervous either
brookexrawrr 0
hehehe, you siir, need help. desperatelyy.