spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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abunton08 0
I can't walk a straight line lol but hell how old are you that you can't recite the alphabet
scars_souvenirs 0
you have to recite it backwards in the state I live in and that can be hard sometimes
straz123 2
uhmmm A B C D F G O I Z L.
SluggerJ 7
are you that stupid a 4 year old can do better
SnailJamsss 6
Can you really be that stupid?
rate_ya 0
and u guys don't use breathalyzers why....?
a7x_RoCk3r 12
I'm going to be honest with you. Are you stupid?
EnragedTaco 0
go back to kindergarten. Now class lets all welcome mr. drunky back. lets start wth our ABC,s (this made me think of the one family guy episode where peter makes fun of the arab kid im very random i know :)
scars_souvenirs 0
My brother is a cop and gave me all three tests completely sober and I failed all three, so don't feel too bad
kater_bugs12 0
this is weird...I was just talking to friends about how I wouldn't pass field sobriety tests even if I was sober, because I'm extremely unbalanced and would probably be so nervous I would mess everything up... :)
Lakers2481 0
whyd u get pulled over in the first place..