spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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i_luv_u3030 3
well ur obviously a waste of society
memily63 12
and you're obviously just an asshole
aaronruark 2
breathalyser
Burning_Star_IV 3
So you took a test and figured out you're retarded.
d4m4s74 12
Because of my hobby (solving the rubik's cube both sighted and blindfolded) I taught myself to say the alphabet in any order (forwards, backwards, skipping every other letter, only vowels, etc) from any starting position. it helps me a lot when driving drunk.
Martinelli 1
Did you know that it is unnatural for a human to walk in a straight line without a fixed point to guide them?
mellyYaYo 0
can't they give you a breathalyzer too.... then they would know you weren't drunk, duhhhh!
GoArmy6624 7
ydi for not paying attention in school.
HighAsTheStars 0
brilliant. that takes skill my friend.
SamanthaRose143 6
I literally cannot say the alphabet backwards worth anything and I trip over my own two feet like every minute, I'd so fail drunk tests..
daniel_pb 0
WTF who is this dumb, I understand nerves can get to u but this extensive?? I don't think so