spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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brookexrawrr 0
how could you forget youur ABC's !? YDI for being a complete asshole, OP.
memily63 12
Why is the OP an asshole.... Because forgetting the alphabet definitely just makes him completely rude? You sound kind of ignorant.
brookexrawrr 0
uhhrm no. its called S A R C A S M. lookittttup. yourre being an ignorant asshole by calling me ignorant, when you dont even knoww what youure talking about. so yeah justt leave, kbyye. ;* xx
corrinaswan 0
you totally deserved that u shoulda learned ur abc's by kinder garden and you couldn't walk in a like when u were sober thts sad
corrinaswan 0
uh oh grammar police it's the internet who cares and btw I excel in grammar in school I was busy wasn't paying attention
meg238f 0
You're not allowed to 'sing' the alphabet, which is pretty much the only way most people know how to say it. Also, I think you have to do it backwards, but I'm not sure on that. That shouldn't have mattered anyway, isn't the breathalyzer used first anyway?
corrinaswan 0
but hardy anyone know it backwards and he shoulda said tht
kc1997kc 9
where I live it's forward, not backward. although you do need to say it not sing it.
wtfmylifedude 8
Charlie? Is that you?
sk8erd 15
might as well get wasted then..
getjackedd 0
epic fail! how do u mess up!!! my 4 yr old kid could do that AND get a sticker
idl3mind 0
cops are @$$holes
Complaining 13
Do you even have a license?
Johnny_bananas 0
its okay your not alone. some people just look and act drunk naturally
NuxX 0
Cop should have tested you on drugs !