By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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tcrunit 0

It's not your fault your a dumb ass blame your parents

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AllyJoeBob 0

Don't worry. I'd probably end up doing the same thing. ;)

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fadelio22 2

what no breathalyzer?

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ouch1990 0

Why didn't you ask for the breath analyzer op

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freeholdphil 0

sobriety tests are designed so you fail no matter what. they're mindfucks

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spartanfan68 0

this is fake they have breathalyzers for that now

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princessemily 6

i feel like this would happen to me cause 1) im a crazy driver, 2) id get nervous and forget a letter, and 3) im pigeon toed. it's okay :)

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Vaesive 0

OP must have eaten paste and failed kindergarten gym too

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