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Bet you got the ticket cause you were in the wrong car.
why don't you go back in time and stop the ticket
You're not funny, you're not cute, and I will PIT you into a large tree if you drive like an a$$ near me.
lol well said
You're ******* awesome. FYL.
cool username.
LOL, too funny!
great answer...that made my day
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Were you driving a DeLorean?
you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.