Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop...

By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Jack.mercado - 19/03/2016 16:58 - United States

Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:52

Were you driving a DeLorean?

llCHR15ll 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:57

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

Comments

barlessprison 16

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:48

Why are you complaining? Do you honestly think that's a good reason? You're the reason innocent road users get into accidents. YDI x 100.

barlessprison 16

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:06

reading the other comments has made me realized that you were probably quoting something so that makes me a joke as well. FYL op.

PoserDisposer 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:57

Texting is why people get into accidents. You're probably paying more attention if you're speeding. Unless you're speeding and testing, that's bad.

PoserDisposer 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:59

*texting

MoOsEy218 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:48

best response possible period.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:51

The next time try "I have diar... nevermind" and shit your pants.

rebelvamp420 14

Friday 20 May 2011 3:02

******* great man

egamage 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:53

Jeez, you should stock up on plutonium before you try to go back in time...

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:57

I bet that wasn't the first time the cop heard that lame excuse/joke now slow your ass down!

baby_gore 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:59

haha you're awesome

tnlander 20

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:00

YDI McFly YDI...

iftheglovefits 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:54

He's a SLACKER!!!

drewsufff 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:01

You can't go back in time... sigh. But slowing down time would have been a legit excuse.

gitarex 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:02

that shit was funny and made my day!!

hiiiiiii_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:04

what a twat.

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