Vandrefalk
Norway
Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mikay1413
Gullible's travels
Today, my step-sister asked me what an organ donor was. I told her it's someone who delivers pianos. She believed me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
South Park Township, United States
Support system
Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML
newkid
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Owner of a lonely heart
Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML
Chris
United States
The road to hell…
Today, I wanted to donate blood for the first time ever at the The 38th Annual Rock and Roll Up Your Sleeve Blood Drive. Unfortunately, someone with my exact name & birthdate was already in the system and 30 minutes were spent trying to correct the problem. Eventually, I got frustrated and left. No good deed goes unpunished. FML
themarrowguy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Unmatch
Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML
meagainsttheworld
United States
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
bridalqueen
United States
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Hey, whatever helps. :) But I hope you really are willing to donate your organs if need be.
Kingdutch 3
Commit a crime, you'll be wanted by lots of people : )
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Comments (87)
McDonaldsworker 4
Today, I committed a felony, just to feel wanted. FML LMAO
JustHayden 5
How in the hell did this story get approved and all 30 of my 100x better stories didnt?
lizard399 0
If you want to feel wanted, get a small pet.
br0ccoli 15
God loves you and is always with you when you feel low.
teague95 16
What if you're feeling your lowest after a mass murder spree?
br0ccoli 15
Relax, atheist. This doesn't concern you.
alfred07 18
I've felt unwanted before, but now I have a fiancée so I know that even though it doesn't look like it now, someone who does want you will come along.
Evenzzon 1
Forever alone norrman
SxeDaze 13
Organ you glad you feel wanted now . :) *shitty pun i know*
AnagenisisZagus 13
That was a pun? Holy shit. I thought you were having an episode.
thiscrazything 1
Good for you! Now you are very wanted. Wanted dead.
stevenmx86 8
That's pathetic... Nobody even l notices the difference...
williamcarter93 13
Hell, I'd hope that you realize you won't be wanted alive, but dead.......