Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
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redbluegreen 41
When it's was over, you should've killed him.
skullet 0
wow fyl. sucks
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Comments (205)
ciaobella_fml 0
Oh my I feel your pain. This is a FML. Sorry!
imdadjunejo 0
thats a movie plot... i call my mum to tell her i love her
Hairpastafreckle 0
Oh, so just because something happens in a movie, it can't happen in real life? So just because, say, Juno is a movie, there aren't teen pregnancies? Not everything is related to your television.
JaneDoe_71 0
Pretty good point, thank you
tWitt3rBuG 0
Holy fcuk! Dude that sucks
ilovedastone 0
I'm pretty sure your eyes water because of the anesthetic. So it's likely they didn't know what was going on. But I'm really, really sorry dude.
KingAfter 0
DAMN! that's probably the worst thing one can imagine! being accidently tortured and having no chance to stop it, because the people keep thinking you're asleep. FYL
Cuckoo_Rotchya 1
This is a really uncommon occurrence, but it does happen. Still: LOCAL ANESTHETIC: Doctors (and dentists) generally know how much to administer to a patient depending on body weight, age, etc. While paralysis can happen, it is a very low chance of this happening, which makes me disbelieve this 'FML'. GENERAL ANESTHETIC: Wouldn't the debntist not see you where awake? Eyes open? I'm sorry if this DID happen, but this sounds very, very, VERY farfetched. ALSO: This happened in the movie 'AWAKE' that many other commentors are refering to
lem0n_fml 0
With general anaesthesia, you are (usually) COMPLETELY unconscious. But you're body is paralyzed so some people, altough it is rare, will "wake up" during the procedure (or perhaps never really fall asleep at all). When they wake up they are conscious, but remain paralyzed until the end of the surgery. So no, the doctor would NOT see her eyes open, because she would not have the ability to open her eyelids.
violingirl 0
Umm... This wouldn't happen because they monitor your heartrate throughout the procedure.
Gaymer 0
medical mall practice?
justthatonekid 0
malpractice, not mall practice
maggiewalters 17
i think it was a joke. or not?
Rantarm 4
Third grade spelling "mall" practice?
leenheartlovex3 0
Omfg OUCHHH
Stretchers 0
Wow, ever seen the movie "Awake"?
monnanon 14
you know sometimes movies are based on real things that happen, just because it was in a film does not mean it was copied from that film. Plus i thought awake was about some sort of other surgery not dental surgery.