Today, I got my posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after moving 1,400 miles across the country, quitting my full-time job, and selling most of my furniture to attend flight school, I got a call a month before my start date saying that they are closing my location. FML
Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML
Today, to add to the pointlessness of my existence, not only have I been rejected from the Army, the Air Force, and the Navy, I received a rejection notice from the Army Reserves. FML
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that one of my intellectually challenged friends now holds an engineering position at an aircraft company. She wasn't a fan of flying before, and now refuses to set foot anywhere near any aircraft of any kind. FML
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML
Today, I found out I didn't get the promotion I applied for. Then I was told I was the only one who applied for the job. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
Buddy America has government inefficiency too. If you don't believe me go to the DMV. Now please stop saying America is the greatest place ever. You're making Americans look bad.
Chunchunchun 3
Bit of a shit system really.
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Comments (135)
SmokeMoles 0
In soviet Russia... aircraft engineers you
HahaHokayThen 10
oh, those soviets.
kenshimori 10
Must be Goodfellow AFB. This place blows.
aalm_05 0
not as bad as Beale lol
0ops_i_died 8
Kirtland. Uggg PRP...
DocBastard 40
Yes, sir. No, sir. No excuse, sir. Those are your possible answers. I'd go with the first.
ElectricGhost_fml 5
awww that sucks =P well hopefully your as good as your new base as you would've been good in the base you trained for........ Good Luck!!!!
illmatic2 16
I doubt you will work there your whole life. Work there for a while and if you still don't like it after a while, then ask to transfer.
ox2010 0
at schriever? cause it's a cool base
matt120784 0
All your base are belong to us?
Richisme 0
You will get yours. I think. Until then, Atari.
Rokksteady 3
Hang in there, your time will come ;)
mrahhhhh 21
I foresee you sitting down all day looking busy with a stack of papers in your hand, which hide the Popular Mechanics magazine in your lap. Buddy enjoy it while it lasts. As long as you're on that base you're on a long vacation. Best of all the government will pay for all the effort it takes to read Popular Mechanics in a deck chair while sipping the lemonade they paid for. Gotta love government inefficiency!