Miscellaneous: Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk...

By philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 12:00

Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 116

By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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You deserved it 6 175

By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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You deserved it 7 240

By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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You deserved it 6 805

By breyn - 18/02/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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You deserved it 2 433

By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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You deserved it 1 196

By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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You deserved it 6 111

By cman - 26/02/2010 11:17 - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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You deserved it 3 124

By waterdog - 18/04/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

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Thursday 27 August 2015 16:08

No good deed goes unpunished.

stryder9090 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:10

A golden hug from a golden aged individual. Your day can't get any brighter!

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justanonymous123 13

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:08

No good deed goes unpunished.

ohkitty 21

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:03

who else sang this in their heads to the tune of the Wicked song No Good Deed?

DamnBailie 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:09

At least your heart was in the right place. No everyone would have helped, and Im sure some good karma will come your way soon (:

stryder9090 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:10

A golden hug from a golden aged individual. Your day can't get any brighter!

FlyestBoy 11

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:26

Are you the hulk by any chance?

NotGabe 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:14

Oh that's nasty.

mds9986 24

Thursday 27 August 2015 18:14

Every time I read this sentence I read it in cleveland's voice without thinking about it.

fml510605 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:15

What a warm hug

StupidUsername89 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:16

At lest you helped him. Hope u got cleaned up

daddysgirl243 21

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:19

urine a gross situation there

StupidUsername89 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:20

That's a sticky situation. Hope you got some good karma for helping him.

sweetbliss3 37

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:05

what kind of pee do you have that's sticky? I don't condone it, but hell, even "a wet situation" would have made more sense.

Psycocharger 19

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:21

Well, at least you helped him, good job OP!

Swandive235 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:26

This is why I don't hug people, ever.

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Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML

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Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML

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Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

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Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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Today, my dad tried to convince my mother to stay with him. "Think of all the great times we've had," he said and started naming off quite a few. Too bad none of them were about the three kids they had together, all were vacations. FML

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Today, I was babysitting two brothers, 3 and 5. As I was getting the youngest ready to go outside, the older boy, threw open the door, shucked his clothing, and ran off into the woods. I had to carry the 3-year-old as I ran my asthmatic ass after him. FML

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Today, my car's parking gear and parking brake failed. I watched as it rolled down a big hill into someone's 2017, $30,000 camper. FML

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