Transportation: Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving... - FML

By studentdriver828 - 12/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

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dberri05 2

Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard

grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:03

Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!

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angrymexicanwee 8

Thursday 10 July 2014 21:09

You must be in the 200's huh??...

slapintheface69 11

Sunday 31 August 2014 5:35

Clearly the drivers ed classes haven't been helping you

delfino1604 24

Tuesday 3 March 2015 0:36

good job stoops

YellowTiger 12

Sunday 12 July 2015 23:00

You wouldn't have that problem in Greece!

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Thursday 8 December 2016 22:50

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