Transportation: BIKES! - FML

BIKES!

By zinka - 25/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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You deserved it 3 480

By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 657

You deserved it 3 458

By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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You deserved it 12 922

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 7 764

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 178

By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 911

You deserved it 9 278

By jwhizzle - 20/10/2011 11:51 - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 274

You deserved it 3 042

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 871

You deserved it 3 412

By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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You deserved it 11 418

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Top comments

nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

DiTHL 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you ****** up.

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DiTHL 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:56

hahah you ****** up.

pingpongdj 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:57

LOL failed.

nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:58

Guess you're going to have to cut the lock. Easy fix.

ihatewankers 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:02

Right? Not a FML.

Anarchy_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:49

How did this even pass? Rent a car or if your bike was in Boston in the first place, you must know people there, ask for some shears or something and cut the lock. Hire a locksmith or just ******* walk? Anyhow, how the hell did you end up in New Jersey? I think having a locked bike IN BOSTON is the smaller of your problems.

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:08

Now THAT is what I call mad skill.

katiefershady 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:09

ya.. cutting a lock takes like 2 seconds. not a fml

haishawna 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:13

and this is an fml because..? i mean just cut the lock off

UhSureWhyNot 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:13

Lame FML.

katied4224 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:45

If you cant handle cutting the lock yourself...Call a Locksmith!

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:12

Can someone wake me up please? I think I just fell asleep while reading this über-boring FML.

IrishHero12 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:35

Wow you fail badly

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Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Today, after I cooked dinner, my girlfriend told me how much she missed me and how she wanted to spend more sexy time together. We climbed into bed and, right in the midst of getting frisky, her ADHD kicked in big time, so her mind went astray and then she just fell asleep. Perhaps some Adderall? FML

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