Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, I was working as a caterer at a wedding when I congratulated the bride’s mom, saying, "You must be so proud of your daughter!" She responded, "I’m the bride." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, I went to the courthouse to apply for my marriage license and had my mother tag along with me. When I asked one of five security guards where to go, my mom looked at him and said,"You’re suppose to talk her out of it." Thanks, Mom. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20
Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****
allmidnighteyes 11
What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?
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Comments (172)
Hiropon 0
*put up? I'm not thinking correctly today...
wordgirl 0
Wow. With a mother like that, you don't need a bitchy best friend/maid of honor. She's got you all covered in that arena. Is she always like that? If so, FYL for SURE.
ZleveL 0
yo momma so fat, she plugged a blackhole
rwac07 0
yo momma so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
gazelle_fml 0
wow HER day? nahh.. only if she's the one gettin with ur hubby that's when it's the cougars day 2 shine
kristy027 0
yo mama's so fat.. she cut her leg n gravy poured out or yo mama's so old she used to ride chariots to high school
scarsnstars45 0
kill that bitch, you're a grown-up now…that dried up snatch has served her purpose!
princessclark 0
my mother did the same!!!!!
isecondthat 0
writing that down lol :D
WorkThatButt 2
Yo' momma iz liek so gay, she actually haz a dick :o