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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

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Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:14

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:28

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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TJT 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 6:11

I would slap that **** and say wow it's my wedding day and u thinks it's about u

windfuelsfire 10

Sunday 20 June 2010 15:36

she must be a Leo.

beachblondeex13 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 18:49

its your wedding day. why are you posting your problems on fml ?

mrmerino 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:54

tell your mother to back the **** off

firemanrob 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 12:32

your mom is a bitchhhhh!!

Gabbymcbride 2

Monday 21 February 2011 2:47

FYL. I wouldve told my mom: "okay, you can have today. The day I shine though is when you die. Love you too mom."

zwcs 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 16:54

sounds like my mother. its difficult having the world revolve around ur mother thats for sure.

xNephilim 18

Sunday 19 February 2012 2:13

I don't condone violence at all, but it's time to bitch slap big mama.

sombi3 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:07

I would've been like Either shut the **** up do things my way or leave because this is MY day.

lilrocker90 10

Monday 21 May 2012 21:30

Sounds like my grandma

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