Money, Transportation and Geek: Today, I was working on my laptop when the screen suddenly turned...

By Murphy's law - 13/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was working on my laptop when the screen suddenly turned red. I was shocked since it's not that old, but my insurance just expired. On my way to the service I was thinking, "At least my car works!" Well... A few hours later, my car broke. FML

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By Kelleee - 30/09/2017 20:00

Today, I paid £200 for a car service to make sure everything was running okay. I got the all clear that everything was perfect and all necessary fluids topped up. I then wrote the car off 20 minutes later in an accident. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:50

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." --Rodney Dangerfield.

Tina Harwood 6

Sunday 14 October 2018 2:03

A good rule to follow - NEVER say or think anything starting with "at least" when things are going bad already. Misery loves company, and those words are the invitation.

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acmariner99 25

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:15

Its the Russians

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:50

"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom." --Rodney Dangerfield.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Saturday 13 October 2018 15:51

Lemme guess Service expired?

WHSKitty4ever 23

Sunday 14 October 2018 1:12

What the heck happened to your computer?

Tina Harwood 6

Sunday 14 October 2018 2:03

A good rule to follow - NEVER say or think anything starting with "at least" when things are going bad already. Misery loves company, and those words are the invitation.