Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
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Top comments
Huey_Freeman 4
Dig up his grandmother for his birthday.
foshizzle82 7
Well that was very thoughtful of him! Does he hate you?
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Comments (85)
summer4me 25
Well now you can treasure until your time comes :) a little morbid but sweet nonetheless
weatherxveins 29
For some reason, the thing I find most disturbing is that he's probably had them sitting around somewhere for years..
KiddNYC1O 22
You should take your father to get a mental evaluation...
88vivera 9
That's so sad!
blutigenbonbon 10
Awwwww but that's awesome! D:
blutigenbonbon 10
Awwwww but that's awesome! D:
Metallica36176 16
Wait....he kept them that long? Or did you have the taxidermied rabbits back then, after you had them when they were alive?
bonice14 1
Thats awful!
jdm_powered 6
It was a family hare-loom.
kittenmeownyan 18
Thought that counts?