Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, my dad is threatening to have my mom arrested for reckless endangerment because she and my stepdad left me alone for a month while they went on vacation. I'm 24 years-old. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
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akou616 3
It's okay, I'll look for you
Dblocker 18
They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.
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caitiebug1119 15
Ok 1), you don't STAND behind a bush (unless it's a 5 1/2 foot tall bush, and then it's called a hedge). You at least sit down behind a bush and cover yourself with leaves to hide. Just saying, they probably saw your head peeking out over the top. 2), they probably figured you just needed a few hours to cool off at a friend's house and you would be back by breakfast. 3), since this post was in present tense, I'm assuming you were using your phone behind that bush in the night so someone could see your phone's light back there. 4) what did you expect them to do? Run through town in the middle of the night screaming your name, putting up posters, putting out an Amber alert, getting every cop in town to find you? It was a temper tantrum, not a kidnapping. Calm down.
Ugi 27
It's hard to read this without thinking that you are a spoiled brat! If you ran away, then presumably you wanted to be _away_ from your parents. They are just granting your wish. If you wanted your patent's attention then maybe you should try asking nicely! A big huff never helps anything. Your parents are trying to teach you something. Maybe you should grow up and listen to them.
echoes185 9
I don't even know how to respond to your bull.
msguy 3
If they have known u are there.. atleast they would have come to pick u back for the love they have on you... They didnt know that so better go back buddy
nuggetman213 0
Pee on the toilet instead, that'll piss them right off, pun definitely intended
rubyliu8420 7
Seriously? How old r u?
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
In the Kevin and Perry film, that's one of the first few scenes...
DaSandman 9
they called your obvious bluff...
jynx2501 3
Because they know you'll return and you over reacting, and acting like a spoiled brat.
smartjingle 11
Teach them a lesson? They're your parents... obviously taught you a lesson about being a bratty attention-wh0re.