Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, my dad is threatening to have my mom arrested for reckless endangerment because she and my stepdad left me alone for a month while they went on vacation. I'm 24 years-old. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
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akou616 3
It's okay, I'll look for you
Dblocker 18
They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.
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2RaRa25 6
I'm just amazed that you sat behind a bush for 2 hours. There's only so much you can do on your phone until the battery dies. Did you take a book along? They probably saw you go and hide behind the bush in the first place. Just swallow your pride, go in and settle the matter like a mature person would.
DivaDemona 6
Your mother damn near split herself apart to bring you into this world, and a spoiled little bitch like you is the thanks she gets? Go back inside and apologize to your parents you ungreatful little ****.
greeneye_fml 12
Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, bitch? No one ASKS to be born. And giving birth does not make one a good parent or make you deserve any respect. A lot of abusive assholes pass as "mothers" in this world, and I left the miserable old bat who raised me a long time ago.
greeneye_fml 12
So how are you typing this comment if you're still standing behind a bush in your yard?
mizteri 1
Go to a friend's place an chill. Play games....sleep over? Do you not have friends?
Pikachu17 13
YDI all the way. Unless they're abusive, running away is stupid. Also, they probably know where you are and are laughing at you for being an idiot
tttooorrriii16 1
Hahaha. You must be an attention seeker. Or maybe they know you won't get far and will come back. Or they saw where you were hiding. I don't feel bad for you. I feel bad for your parents.
highonlife10 0
They probably know you are kidding
southerngalslove 15
I have had times that I said I'd leave. And I did, I left for four days before working things out. Its much easier to just grow up and handle things like an adult.
MarkSkate 1
Love your parent.
Quiet_one 22
My brother did that once. When he was 5. Seriously, how are you old enough to successfully submit to FML with good grammar and spelling, and still not know how stupid that is? Either this is fake, or you are extremely sheltered and spoiled.