Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0
well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING
Jakesterk96 8
Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.
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Comments (250)
boiko1120 2
**** faggets
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Lol no! Don't f em. That would be gay
stevenmx86 8
Tell her you'll find a nice woman to hang out with then and she'll meet your needs. Woman shouldn't be withholding sex to prove a point...
Webslinger66 10
Divorce
mococruz721 0
Pics or it didn't happen!!!!
ZielZone 4
WTF????
TomHarrow 5
lame. is make her choose. I got no problem with gays but I woodnt strip for one just to lay my wife. get a lesbian friend n have ur wife make out with her to get back in the house. lesson learned.
SlipStream93 2
She obviously doesn't love you enough to respect your wishes.
Okayitwasme 0
Leave her! She wants you to strip for a guy and your not into men? If it was the other way around the cops would be called! That's just sick of her to ask! Her man pal is probably Bi! Likes it both ways! A marriage is between 2 people!
mojjo21 4
That's messed up but no offense I sorta laughed sorry XD
KeyboardWarrior 10
If he's reluctant to give her MALE friend a strip-tease, then I'm sure he would have no interest in having a threesome with another MALE. Get it?