Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0
well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING
Jakesterk96 8
Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.
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Comments (250)
bostongirl77 5
Gay bestfriends are the best! You get the girl without the drama.
bostongirl77 5
Gay bestfriends are the best! You get the girl without the drama.
docscientist 10
I thought this fml proved otherwise.
effedml 5
Gay men are nothing but drama...that's what makes them so much fun to hang out with!
RamenForTheWin 10
That's a stereotype. My friend Roman is gay, and acts just like a guy except he talks with us about guys and has a wicked adorable uke giggle.
brianjman14 23
As a person who's gay, I can safely say we are still still fun to hang with if we aren't all about drama. Myself, you would never expect I'm gay until I told you. A lot of my friends thought I was joking until I confirmed I was serious. We're not all about drama. :P
thisisfunny98 2
what is wrong with her..
dukeunidude 4
Well, when it gets awkward while giving the strip tease, talk about the first thing that pops up.
MeLuvBewbs 7
It's not gay, when it's in a 3 way!
blizbiggy 0
That made me laugh so hard. God i love that song
KRS_13 0
I was just singing that song as I looked though the comments!
I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
sounds like quite a relationship you got there
AliCat18 12
challenge accepted?
Twitch92 7
I don't see the issue with her spening alot of time with her gay best friend, unless it interferes significantly with your relationship. Her requesting this of you is waayyy out of line though. It would be like you telling he that she has to strip for your male friend that finds her attractive if she ever wants to see you naked again. It's ridiculous. Tell her it's never going to happen and prehaps appologize for your attempt at controling her life a little.
creedaddict 9
Kinky...
travinator41 2
Homophobes
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hmm, I don't detect homophobia here, YET, and i'm bisexual...