Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
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Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML
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k8izgr8_fml 0
well OP what's more important to you? your pride and masculinity, or getting laid? START UNDRESSING
Jakesterk96 8
Get a lesbian and make her your best friend, problem solved.
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Comments (250)
Thekidinme 0
Wow that sounds kinda out there I would divorce her if I were u vuz obviousky her gay bestfriend might not be soo gay when ur not around .. Just putting that out there theres a straight part to everyguy no matter if theyre gay.or.not
vb68_fml 28
Run Forest....run!!!
shadevil75 6
Don't do it! It's a bad ploy to get you to do a threesome. Just tell your wife that there's lots of **** and prostitutes that will fulfill the needs se seems happy to ignore.
everst75 3
Divorce the crazy bitch
mighthov 1
Tell her to **** off or go **** someone else no sane fiancé, wife, or gf would do that do I d ditch her for sure
kaitlinmalone 0
Sounds like she just wants a threesome
brooks10101 1
Just kick her out and start fresh
annejayy 7
I don't see why it was argument worthy.. I mean he's gay. What's it hurting if she's hanging out with him..?
Ins_Knie 2
He is gay according to who? She CLAIMS he's gay. Did you read the part about 'too much time'? Now she comes up with an absurd way to stop hubby-sex. Maybe she gets her sex where she spends all her time. But even if not, do you seriously not see what is hurting?
Ins_Knie 2
Spend lots of time with a hot girl-friend of yours. If your wife gets mad, simply say it's OK, she is a lesbian. It's not like friends have to prove their gayness to claim that they are... Your marriage is coming to an end anyway, so enjoy your way out. Don't make a fool of yourself by turning into a cuck...
SoFlyJohn 0
Just killem both