Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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DaMirrorLink 0
ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o
waspbr 4
YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.
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Comments (196)
circayouandme 0
Take it as a sign!
fretforyerlatte 0
21, we have no idea what they were fighting about. she could be being a total bitch, or he could have done something awful. and she didn't back down exactly, you can be pissed as shit at somebody and that doesn't mean you necessarily want to break up. sometimes people are assholes and you yell at them for it, it doesn't mean you don't love them anymore.
Tehalon 0
Karma is a lie.
Bamboo99 0
Oow.. well, dat happens, but YDI for not charging for phone! anywayz; cant u hear it beeping?!?
ohhdamn 0
wow, that sucks.
JanePotter 0
hahah agree with #3. Why not just call him immediately from payphone/home phone??? WALK INTO THE NEAREST SHOP AND DEMAND TO USE THEIR PHONE (as a paying customer, of course... just grab any old thing off the rack)
Azurea_fml 0
If you really cared you would have found a way to call him and explain what happened. Or, uh, I don't know, listen to your ******* phone when it beeps to tell you there's low battery.
Dmoira 0
YDI. Why call just to get into a fight? And why not check your battery first?
artisticlicense 0
it's a sign.
ilovemycats 0
Did you ever think that the universe is trying to tell you something?? Like... maybe you SHOULD break up?