Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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DaMirrorLink 0
ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o
waspbr 4
YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.
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Comments (196)
Krabby_fml 0
This is why you should have all your serious talks in person, not over the phone.
ohdamn_fml 2
Maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE calling and screaming at him
nentenkupo 19
Sometimes, my phone goes from 80 to dead within a minute. Maybe that's also the case with her phone?
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
people are going way overboard on the whole shouting about "karma" thing. what did she do to make this incident karma?
Mwoehaha 0
Well, if he doesn't want you back after explaining, be happy cause he'd be a jerk. Otherwise I don't see the problem.
LoneWolf2879 20
How is this even an argument, he'd be a jerk for an unfortunate accident? I can see where you are coming from, but, you have to look from his and her perspective.
KrazyKatz3 26
He said if she calls him back and said I didn't want to hang up my phone died I love you and I'm sorry and he says you hung up we're done then he's a jerk.
24788 7
That's just bad timing. You got ****** on that one.
tornado87 0
lol@ #12, irony ftw! Guessing you patched it up, or you'd have ended the FML with we're not together anymore or something.
Aelaena 6
Call him back and explain?
LuxLisbon_fml 0
Sounds like the guy is the one playing 'mind games' here, giving her a silly ultimatum like that, rather than taking it upon himself to be the rational one.
99Rage 0
She deserved it because she tried to play the role of the radiant bitch, by screaming at him. & once he manned up & laid the smackdown on her (the breakup quote) she backs down. Next time, chill the **** out. YDI
Apparatus333 0
I don't understand what you're trying to say. Of course she'd be angry at him. How is she being a bitch in any way?
LoneWolf2879 20
Considering OP didn't specify why she started screaming, it's hard to pick a side, maybe she was just being a bitch, or he was being a douche, hard to tell from this point.
I_Say_FYL 0
Maybe you should start swallowing.... oh and charging your phone