Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
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Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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DaMirrorLink 0
ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o
waspbr 4
YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.
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Comments (196)
The_9th_Doctor 18
it was fate. deal with it
BarbieBlanca 10
when im angry at my man my first thought isnt "hey let me check if my phone is charged just in case I wanna argue with him" wtf???? you guys are retarded. anyway, shit happens.
mattlord 7
YDI you should have confronted him in person.
drunkmunkey 24
If you're only calling to yell at him you deserve to be lonely, don't bother calling unless you're trying to make things better
Poro_fml 12
YDI for not paying attention to your phone's battery, but that sucks. Sorry OP, hope it all worked out. :(
Ilikepie82479 20
It's a sign
lizarenee1379 4
Everything happens for a reason.
Divine_Mamma 11
Phones dont just die in the middle of a conversation like that
TheNerdyVillager 2
LOL, username is "noboyfriend"
DazonXI 12
oof