Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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DaMirrorLink 0
ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o
waspbr 4
YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.
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Comments (196)
ocean3684 0
I would probably have to go along with it just to keep my pride...
gigirules19 0
Whatever, just charge your phone and call him back....seriously.
notmuch 0
To break up, press 1. Lol! Seriously, the more communication technology people have available, the less they seem to know how to communicate. How about going over to his house, explaining what happened and that you didn't want to break up?
kandy_fml 0
90; you clearly don't know what serendipity means. If this was a "fortunate accident" she probably wouldn't have posted it as a FML. You fail.
Katatonik 0
God is in the machine. I think He was trying to tell you something... or just have some fun with you.
KandiKane 0
maybe is a sign
uabassguy 0
You're an idiot. Learn how to treat a man right and you got no problems
Namaste_fml 2
#4- Not all phones having warning beeps. Like mine. It's a Palm Centro. i'm not sure if i somehow turned it off or whatnot, but it doesn't beep when it's dying.
bunnywuffles 0
It never ceases to amaze me what a bunch of pricks and douchebags comment here. You have no idea what the situation was, quit passing judgment.
plumtriangle 0
OMG I FEEL FOR U! THAT SUX! thats sooooo sad =(