Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
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Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
sue him.
newjerseyguy 0
fight it
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truehitman2010 0
sue him
ElectricGhost_fml 5
sucks to be you!!!!
mattsmith1990 0
hey
marinus_fml 20
That's Carma for being so unreliable.
starwind3438 9
It's spelled karma.
marinus_fml 20
yea I know but op was in a "car" accident.
hihi1212 1
dude change the pic back to ur back ur face ruins it.... but i like the CARma lol
MissBunny25 0
73 before you say shit about someone's picture how about you put one up of someone who I actually you? or is it a shriveled , more disgusting , fatter version of Edward Cullen? If so, go eat macaroni, in your cave where you belong.
hihi1212 1
how do you know that is not me bi*ch!
MissBunny25 0
82 it's Katherine McPhee. name calling will do you no good.
TinyDude 10
lols 73 got owned really bad
TinyDude 10
btw marinus cool body ;D
teh_uber_muffin 3
*claps for Bunny*. Nicely done, I taught you well.
MissBunny25 0
113 I don't know you.. but I'm assuming it's because you're yoda and I am Luke skywalker. I just hit my head before I left the planet we last met at. I have amnesia. may the force be with you.
hihi1212 1
creep. no one wanted your opinion ^^
Gondile 4
No, I believe we all did. Just not you.
fatalkiss 0
Did you tell him why you weren't going to make it? Or just said "I ain't coming in today, bitch"? Cause... that's a big detail you're not providing. Haha jk. But it makes no sense to me that you'd get fired if your boss knew what happened.
fmlcohen 0
sue. get a lawyer ASAP. you may have just earned years of wages in a few months.
TinyDude 10
u need a new boss anyway.
mygreenhoodie 0
op should have toughed it out. btw there's no car "accidents" only collisions
jman730 0
You must've been late alot. As long as you're still alive, quit your bitching. Maybe with your next job you show up on time and be dependable, so if you wanna wreck your car again, at least you won't get fired.
tulsafml 0
it's chuck himself!
vsx2000goton 0
YDI if the crash was your fault, or if you didn't explain to your boss if you were the one who got hit.
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
Wow thats got to such. Happy job hunting OP!
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
oops i meant "suck" not such...