Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
sue him.
newjerseyguy 0
fight it
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Comments (153)
skulluks 0
SUE!!!!!!!
AmandaIsMyName 0
hell no dude!!!! I'd be suing that place for wrongful termination!
Punkpoptart1119 20
I would sue..they can't fire you when you literally can't walk..and your boss can get fired for even thinking that they could fire you over something like that..hope things work out for you!
dansco 25
While you recover, think of all the money you will get when you sue this twat for wrongful dismissal!
izzey 1
for being not dependable...... it's for not being dependable you don't even make sense, you don't deserve the job
randomtwig 0
are you not part of a trade union? if not your stupidity astounds me
okc_thunder03 0
sue!!!
mishxoxo 0
you had an accident today, and you can type this all up? bullshit.
tayboo1313_fml 0
and all this time I thought it was called liplash lmao I'm stupid!
FMAFreak2000 0
127, good thing I said "chances" eh?