Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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ericbrat20 0
I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.
zidane312 0
If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.
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pommeblossom 0
ahahaha
Phiz 0
Haha. Man that must have been embarrassing. Don't worry this is just another fun story for your life to tell others. To all the skeptics, hypnotizing does indeed work. I was once skeptical myself until I saw it first hand a few years ago at my high school grad night. Probably 15 students or so volunteered and of course not all of them were hypnotized but at least 10 of them were and they were doing the actions without hesitation. The timing for their actions were perfect so I know it was definitely real. Of course to make it easier to be hypnotized, they had to start this at 4 AM when we were all really tired so that the minds were more relaxed and prone to being hypnotized.
Gaston_fml 0
Mick Jagger is ******* awesome. Go you!
kellosaurus 0
Two years ago a group of us were hypnotized in front of our senior class. There was a segment called "Making Out with the Stars" and we all had to choose a celebrity and pretend to make out with them. I choose Denzel Washington, and I'm a 100lb white girl. The only black guy chose Hilary Clinton.
liltarock10 0
haha was this at L.I.U?
latuka 0
haha 33
jSOPURE 3
#33- Chuck Norris FTW. I sense a BROmance. :)
nicolew111 0
So the truth comes out... Kind of a shitty and embarrassing way to realize your preferences... Maybe you're just... open minded? Or maybe you confused 'hot' (as in sexy) with 'hot' (as in popular). I hope you figure out what you want in life, sir!
frackle 0
Even hypnotists will admit that it doesn't really work. You can't "hypnotize" someone who isn't completely open to the idea, and most forced information is made up on the spot. Either way, there is a relevant reference to the musical Hair here and I don't know why no one mentioned it, and you're homophobic.
PlayItLoud25 0
Dude, that sucks. Don't take it to mean your gay though. I'll admit there are guys out there who I would say are pretty attractive, but thats just more of an envy thing. I'm not attracted to them, I'm attracted to chicks. When your hypnotized, your bound to say anything. Do you like The Rolling Stones? Could be something in your mind trigered that and caused you to say Mick Jagger. At least you can laugh about it!