Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
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Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
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ericbrat20 0
I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.
zidane312 0
If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.
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Comments (125)
hannah5 1
Haha, that's nothing. At my friend's university, they had a hypnotist on during freshers' week, and one of the girls onstage started masturbating. She left.
were_giraffe 2
hey mick's hot .. or he once was so did the girl leave to um... finish up?
samaileena 0
i agree with 30 man..... mick jagger is MICK JAGGER need i say more?
xxsandyy 0
No problem. I mean, it's Mick Jagger... Everyone would be lying if they said there wasn't SOMETHING attractive about him even if it's his personality.
lolatflyingducks 0
Mick Jagger is pretty popular, it makes sense.
ddrluna 2
I'm calling this a crock. Hypnotism doesn't work that way. You don't lose control of what you're saying or doing, you're simply in such a relaxed state to the point of not caring if you look ridiculous or not. I know from experience, too. I was hypnotized and remember everything I did, I just didn't care how it looked. And the hypnotist said that I was the most focused out of everyone considering the whites of my eyes were so pink.
christopherlove 0
Exactly, 79. It's kind of like being drunk. You're not in an unconscious trance, following orders, having no idea what's going on, like we're shown on TV. You can't be made to do anything you wouldn't want to do. You're just very relaxed and more vulnerable to suggestion. I guess the OP really does have a thing for Mick Jagger.
Shannn 0
Umm, how is this a FML? You may be gay or bisexual, and not have known it.
montey 0
R u gay
mperrrrr 0
My friend goes to school with you!! Thats really embarassingg I feel bad