Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hypnotized and talked into telling everyone truths about myself at a show my family and I went to. I don't know what I said. All I know is that my family laughs whenever I'm near them. They won't tell me what happened. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was in a bodega when I spotted a celebrity I’ve had a huge crush on for years. I decided to go up and introduce myself, but instead of saying something cool, I panicked and shouted, "I love your cereal!" They looked confused, and I immediately realized I was staring at the wrong person, just someone who just looked a lot like them. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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ericbrat20 0
I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.
zidane312 0
If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.
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Comments (125)
jsmith1199 4
im not homophobic or anything.. but mick jagger isnt hot no matter who you are
Nanospeed 0
come out come out werever u are :)
TheWrongWay 0
I saw you and thought that was great! Didn't you also dance like a ballerina? Don't be too embarrassed!
fyasko124 0
oh my god haha thats never gonna be let go sorry kiddo
Jokermon 0
lol, i wish i was in ur skool, so u didnt knw u werr gay b4 den? lol @ #66
qwerty123456789 0
Did you mean to say Mick Jagger? Do you actually find him hot?
latuka 0
lmao 64!!!!! @61 that is what google or wikipedia is for... and true to 63, also old homicide cops know how to do it, but they passed a law not too long ago where witnesses who've been hypnotized aren't allowed in court, so they stopped training for it, but their are still some old cops who know how to do it.
Djosef_fml 0
Hypnosis is not a valid technique for court material because the person tends to patch the holes by making up stuff. Alot. The bias and made up ''memories'' hypnosis gives with even a slight hint of self-suggestion, or suggestion from cop, pretty much makes the witness' testimony worth nothing. It's like testimony under torture : It's not valid court material in any respectable court of justice. But hey, since torture to acquire testimony is legal in USA, maby made up testimony under hypnosis can be too. *roll eyes* Seriously, medieval time is over, fix your legal mess.
pennygoo 0
well... it's true!!! they should be glad you have good taste.
Darenator 0
it's not so bad. learn to laugh at yourself a little :) people do all kindsa crazy shit when they're hypnotized and this isn't any different.
amkoverboard 0
lol mick jagger is cool and all, but this isnt even a matter of being gay or straight, im sure you can do better than mick jagger lol, rolling stones are good though hahaha.