stupiddddddd
United Kingdom
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Whoisshe
Unknown number
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
crétin-crédule
Isle, France
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
jonas_93
Canada
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
mehdi-online
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
sofuckingembarassing.
United States
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
3some? uh, no
Dominican Republic
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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hotbabemagnet 0
Wish I've even got that far... :)
beardly 0
Are you sure it was HIS phone number and not one of those fake ones? Just gotta be sure =)
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danny_ 0
OUCH,
ithedarkknight 0
nice one lol you got a number therefore you got a chance of making something happen go for it...
element01 0
gotta start somewhere!
8trickster8 0
YOU POOR GIRL! FYL! FYL!
softballplaya822 0
if your on FML from your iPod, it doesn't recognize "FML" so it changes it to "XML" it's just a typo guys, chill...
skullbuster 0
They can't. There is a chronic problem among the regular posters on this site where they feel an immediate need to correct grammar and spelling. It has become all consuming now for me to seek out these assholes and call them on their bullshit. And all the regular offenders will pounce now so let me say in advance, I admit to being an annoying hypocrite and I still think you all need to shut the **** up about other people's spelling/grammar/usage in an informal post on the comments section of the FML website - we aren't in a 400 level English course at Harvard here people!
xOblivion 0
Heeeeeeeeeeey chill out, these things'll happen someday, sometimes you gotta be patient ;) You're not the only virgin out there !
Eelusive 0
I'll throw you an F if that will make u feel better.
alex_vik 1
I agree with your name, this is stupid. "Today, I got a guy's phone number. FML" Has this site really gone to the shitter that quickly? I knew it was bad because of the 12 year old infestation, but still, this is just amazing how dumb it's become.
mohit88 0
Dw there's ppl more pathetic then u
Nightfallz 0
so how is this a fml? you got a guys number so what. this should not have made it past mods. this sucks