stupiddddddd
United Kingdom
Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Whoisshe
Unknown number
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
crétin-crédule
Isle, France
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
jonas_93
Canada
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
mehdi-online
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
sofuckingembarassing.
United States
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
3some? uh, no
Dominican Republic
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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hotbabemagnet 0
Wish I've even got that far... :)
beardly 0
Are you sure it was HIS phone number and not one of those fake ones? Just gotta be sure =)
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wienerwagon 0
Every once in a while you see an FML so dumb that it just ruins the rest of the FMLs posted that day for you. This is that one.
21icefox 0
u deserve it cause u got he's # not an FML.
RunZoneFive 0
Agreed. Waita go.
grungecat 0
XML is a programming language.
regalarius 0
Um. XML would be more accurately described as a 'data language' or 'markup language.' An XML file is closer to a Word document than a program, which is what a programming language creates. It's used to store data, not to represent actions. (the data can itself represent actions, but some other language has to read the XML and interpret 'actions' from that in order for that to work) The distinction probably doesn't matter to anyone who isn't me though :-)
fmlxxxx 0
there is no distinction. any 'distinction' is just stuff someone made up so they'd have something to bullshit on about during IT courses
regalarius 0
It's the difference between a noun and a verb...that is *not* a semantic difference.
tech42er 0
Yes, and we could explain the difference between HTML, CSS, XML, and the scripting languages used to construct dynamic websites (e.g. PHP) but to what effect? This isn't Digg, saying it's a "programming language" or "formatting language for websites" should be enough for FML.
leos1991 0
When a girl makes a move on a guy it's 1 millionX easier then when a guy does it to a girl. If u really wanna hook up with a guy just put yourself out there
metheonlyb 17
I agree with you completely!
Uvula 0
Lol XML is what the iphone/ iPod touch auto corrects when you type FML.
Victoria_fml 0
I'm tired of all these FMLs that aren't even funny anymore...
thabeast 0
*sighs* fmls arent what they used to be...
grow_up_loser 0
Seconded..
xxmollyxx 25
Well then shouldn't you be happy instead of bitching about it on here?
ParkourMonkey 0
Don't listen to all those other comments. I see where your coming from. I think it's cute. I like the girls who wait. So... Where you live? What you look like? How old are you? You seem like a sweet girl and I need a date too. Lol. I'm serious.
TheElfThatLied 0
lol!
crazycourt 0
YOU are a creeper.
soundmind311 0
isnt this a good thing?
Fawq37 0
haha nice