Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
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Top comments
Laurendorcus 0
Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.
EllyH 0
Hey, I think that was really Sweet!!! Valentines isn't only for couples, it's for everyone who loves! Be Greatful you got such a lovely present!!
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Comments (114)
blackirish44 0
**** Snickerdoodles! ... 16!
blackirish44 0
^ **** it, even better! :)
armadilloz 0
u should get sodomized with no lube u ungrateful bitch. anyone agree?
blackirish44 0
Was that directed at me or the OP? I see you posted it twice. If at me then, ungrateful for what? Also, **** you too. That is all...
armadilloz 0
u should get sodomized u ungrateful bitch. anyone agree?
kloof 0
You're pathetic.
Ucla_cupcake 0
It's a lot better than not getting anything at all. The guy I like didn't talk to me yesterday. Why? idk. Maybe he doesn't like Valentines day either. However, I'm not going to wallow in self pity.
aDropOfSunshine 2
What is it with all the whiny FMLs right now? Wahh I had an ******. Wahh my heart cookies look like dicks. Wahhh my mom did something really nice for me. Seriously? I think it's nice for your mom to think of you when someone else didn't. Remember, no one can love you like your mom (with obvious exceptions, most moms are alright).
armadilloz 0
hahahahahaha #24
alexandraa_fml 0
Agreed
OAudeamusO 0
That was really sweet of her, that's not even close to being an FML, just b/c you got your hopes up then they were smooshed. You deserve that. you did that to yourself.
CosmicPossum 2
Today, I sent my grown daughter roses to let her know I loved her. All she did was was whine that they weren't from the guy she's been stalking.
Snow_Daisy 7
lol I like your name.
CaliGirl2001 0
What's so wrong with getting flowers from your mother? I don't really feel like this counts as an FML.
suzzette_fml 0
haha mum jokes rock
metrockick10 0
Stop being a whiny little bitch, then maybe you'll get a boyfriend. Your mother took the time and money to send you flowers on Valentine's Day even though you're an ungrateful little twit. Her sending you flowers doesn't make you a loser, you do that all on your own.