Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.
EllyH 0
Hey, I think that was really Sweet!!! Valentines isn't only for couples, it's for everyone who loves! Be Greatful you got such a lovely present!!
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Comments (114)
BeanieBGone 6
My dad used to send me flowers when I was down. Not red roses but tulips and star-gazer lilies.
missbadluk 0
Um I'd be THANKFUL that my mom thought of me and spent money to have flowers delivered to my work. Dont see why you're complaint cause you didn't get flowers from the person YOU wanted to get flowers from. Uhhh spolied, selfish, brat possibly?!?!? Just sayin..
Shenannigoats 16
That's cute. Stop whining.
cwl727 33
Is your crush also crushing on you because if not then it was just wishful thinking that they would be from him.
snazzymcwho 21
That's actually super sweet. Not everyone has a parent that loves them so much.
lexajordan33 7
or she loves you.
solii2 19
that's so nice
LovableShannon 12
sounds like she'll end up being the only one who actually cares about you. since that was pure ungrateful.
jellenwood 35
That was sweet of her!
Furcorn_57 17
You stupid, ungrateful, whiney, pathetic, pitiful, dumb, immature little bitch. You are lucky, and then you just whine about it? That was sweet of your mother. F her life.