Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
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Top comments
Laurendorcus 0
Thats actually really sweet. Its Fyourmomslife for having such an ungrateful kid.
EllyH 0
Hey, I think that was really Sweet!!! Valentines isn't only for couples, it's for everyone who loves! Be Greatful you got such a lovely present!!
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Comments (114)
azn365 0
Based on wat she said, I think she used this as an fml because she's probly single and wants her crush to notice her? I don't think she had anything against her mom for giving her flowers.
strawberryswirl 0
Oh, no, FYL - your mom loves you when it sounds like she should have aborted you instead.
evonkf 0
that was not so bad
LemmingKingXXX 0
Ah fmylife.com, where I have the simultaneous urge to hug and tell off more people than ever in my life
mochie 0
Your mom was nice enough to spend money on flowers for you. You're the one that thinks your own love life is pathetic and ppl should feel sorry for you.
BioHazzard 0
Aw, at least your mom sent you flowers, that was nice of her.
Smiz 0
you're being quite pessemistic about it
ZombieKitteh 8
wow there is no pleasing you. see how you feel in 40 years when your mom's dead. She won't be embarrassing you then.
Inspired22 11
F your life because your mom sent you flowers?! What! That is so sweet! Can't you enjoy the good things in your life? Your life will always seem F'ed if you can't even do that.
Burdie04_fml 0
Ungrateful much??? This is not an FML