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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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You deserved it 5 859

By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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You deserved it 6 473

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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narf887 4

Friday 19 August 2011 15:57

lol fire crotch

eminemchick 19

Friday 19 August 2011 16:14

maybe he was disappointed in your "lack of soul"

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weallarefailures 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:30

YOU HAVE NO SOUL

dragonmagi 3

Friday 19 August 2011 19:32

That totally sucks. I have the same problem since I'm a ginger too but, I'm a guy though.

carolineoliviaa 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:37

Die it!

z3vil 11

Friday 19 August 2011 20:42

She shouldn't have to DYE her hair

Brotallicus 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:40

Red heads are gorgeous. You're not missing out he is.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 19 August 2011 19:43

Eff 'im Sweetie! U can always change your colour, but he can't change being an arse'ole!

ifyoumustknow 2

Friday 19 August 2011 19:44

Gingers are hot!! Your BF is an idiot. You'll be fine :)

MernieAnne 0

Friday 19 August 2011 19:47

I like gingers. You need to find someone who isn't easily pushed around by his friends.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 19 August 2011 19:52

Omg. Sucks dont it? Sounds like my life.

Nini101 2

Friday 19 August 2011 19:56

Are you serious??? that is so stupid and you better not be crying over him because that is low for any human being to break up with someone due to their hair color.

dubstepp 15

Friday 19 August 2011 19:58

Obviously he didn't care about you enough!:(

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