Intimacy: Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Chester (Seattle) - 09/09/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By moerae - 03/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Too much skin? - 18/02/2018 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

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DFlit1 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:22

Better late than never... No but really that sucks I'm sorry OP

volleyballgrrl 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:28

At least you're not your girlfriend.. she has that stuck in her mouth! Ummm eww?

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Hungry_Panda 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:00

Let's just hope you don't get plaque all in the cuts... That's just an infection waiting to happen!

totallyunsure 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:09

Wow. Serves you right

samarnadi 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:11

Congrats you are now a Jew

SSgt 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:16

Holy shit..,

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:17

I call bull shit

LoganBurrito 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:21

Mazel tov!

Scoutman 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:22

Keep your dick away from steel, idiot. You totally deserved it

LennyComa 39

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:24

Nae joy

deprived13 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:42

White women + braces= white and decker pecker wrecker

harrison918 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:48

If your girlfriend has braces she's probably too young to be doing that stuff anyway. But FYL dude.

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