Transportation: Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver...

Rob 9 October 2010, 04:09 United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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deadandwasted 20 February 2010, 08:20 United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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Alexis 16 January 2017, 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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I hate retail 17 October 2016, 22:12 Phoenix, United States

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML

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ronboy 26 November 2012, 23:11 Columbus, United States

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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Brady 30 April 2013, 16:00 Madrid, Spain

Stranded

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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Tanner 16 July 2011, 06:23 United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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Anon This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Adding annoyance to almost injury

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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Unimpressed 3 June 2009, 10:40 Australia

TW: gross

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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sorrystupid 2 June 2015, 07:42 United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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victimboi 5 June 2009, 19:07 United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML