Rob
United States
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
deadandwasted
United States
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
I hate retail
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
ronboy
Columbus, United States
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Brady
Madrid, Spain
Stranded
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Unimpressed
Australia
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
victimboi
United Kingdom
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Top comments
acneegg 7
Haha what the hell
Domonator 16
Do you suffer from receiptophobia?
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Comments (74)
loverlylips 0
sue, sue, sue, sue, sue, sue, sue, SUE!
ImYoursAlways 3
Take the receipt next time, dumbass.
girlinscrubs 0
You probably forgot to sign it
bbedlock_fml 7
YDI for not just taking the receipt and throwing it out later to avoid all that fuss.
emjay09 0
just take the dang receipt! I'm a cashier and it pisses me off when a customer says "you can keep the receipt." it's like "oh thanks bitch. I'll keep it forever. NOT!"
RPattzs_gurl 0
Picturing this made me laugh really hard! ROFL
dude443 4
couldn't u have just taken it when he started chasing u ? i mean it would have saved u threatening and assault
mhinaj 0
why the **** didn't u take it u dumbass
kh_khedoyan 4
I don't believe you
urdirtyolduncle 15
New York cab drivers are crazy.