Transportation: Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver...

By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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You deserved it 7 010

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By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By I hate retail - 17/10/2016 22:12 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML

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You deserved it 768

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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You deserved it 2 810

By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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You deserved it 15 063

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 681

By Anon - 13/08/2009 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 2 762

TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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You deserved it 58 972

By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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acneegg 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 11:56

Haha what the hell

Domonator 16

Saturday 9 October 2010 12:03

Do you suffer from receiptophobia?

Comments

XxxiSaYzRaWrxxX 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 14:10

ahahaha crazy cab man :S

UsmcDevilDogs 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:01

omg same thing happened toe a bit when he stop to get out the car I said "I'm a Marine Officer" do u really want to go he go in the cab and drove away oorraahh

killabee 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:27

Yut! :)

attorco 4

Saturday 9 October 2010 19:32

The problem with our military is your grammar. Why is it that every militry guy I know besides my father still writes like they are in third grade?! Doesnt tye military have standards/ teach you anything?!?!

starberries 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 19:35

Attorco, don't correct other people until you learn to spell.

UsmcDevilDogs 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:16

well excuse me grammar Nazi typing on iPod in a warzone

UsmcDevilDogs 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:20

starberries thank you and you other guys **** u I'm a marine all I need to mo is how to shoot and kill I'm sniper so I blow ur head of from a mile away plus I can a warrant o search your house and I shove my sniper down your throat

UsmcDevilDogs 0

Monday 11 October 2010 4:34

plus grammar Nazi it's fml not school so hop off or I beat the shit out of you

FFML_314 11

Monday 11 October 2010 12:07

Wow, I am honestly appalled and disgusted with the behavior you present. No man in an authority position should let the words "i beat the shit out of you" leave his thoughts. You are a disgrace. iPods have AUTO-CORRECT! When are you and the other idiots going to stop using that as an excuse?

UsmcDevilDogs 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 4:48

okay I'm sorry for saying I'll beat the shit out of you but still I don't care about grammer right now I'm McDonald's riskin my life you and it's just disrespectful for u to bitch about it.no offense,