Rob
United States
Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
deadandwasted
United States
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
I hate retail
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
ronboy
Columbus, United States
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Brady
Madrid, Spain
Stranded
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Adding annoyance to almost injury
Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
Unimpressed
Australia
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
victimboi
United Kingdom
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Top comments
acneegg 7
Haha what the hell
Domonator 16
Do you suffer from receiptophobia?
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Comments (74)
XxxiSaYzRaWrxxX 0
ahahaha crazy cab man :S
UsmcDevilDogs 0
omg same thing happened toe a bit when he stop to get out the car I said "I'm a Marine Officer" do u really want to go he go in the cab and drove away oorraahh
killabee 0
Yut! :)
attorco 4
The problem with our military is your grammar. Why is it that every militry guy I know besides my father still writes like they are in third grade?! Doesnt tye military have standards/ teach you anything?!?!
starberries 0
Attorco, don't correct other people until you learn to spell.
UsmcDevilDogs 0
well excuse me grammar Nazi typing on iPod in a warzone
UsmcDevilDogs 0
starberries thank you and you other guys **** u I'm a marine all I need to mo is how to shoot and kill I'm sniper so I blow ur head of from a mile away plus I can a warrant o search your house and I shove my sniper down your throat
UsmcDevilDogs 0
plus grammar Nazi it's fml not school so hop off or I beat the shit out of you
FFML_314 12
Wow, I am honestly appalled and disgusted with the behavior you present. No man in an authority position should let the words "i beat the shit out of you" leave his thoughts. You are a disgrace. iPods have AUTO-CORRECT! When are you and the other idiots going to stop using that as an excuse?
UsmcDevilDogs 0
okay I'm sorry for saying I'll beat the shit out of you but still I don't care about grammer right now I'm McDonald's riskin my life you and it's just disrespectful for u to bitch about it.no offense,
xoKylie 0
Would it really have been that hard to just take the paper?
bigbadtim 7
You should always take credit card or debit receipts. It is just common sense.
lov3andr3a 0
shoulda taken the recipt.
acd210 0
Dude that sux
nicky99 0
I agree with number 18
iltby 3
Press charges.
Garay 0
oh the lawsuits...
rwctkd95 0
**** fml warnings they can eat a dick!