Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Yes, yes you should.
CutiePie_101 7
If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.
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Comments (164)
XX477544 0
I'm laughing my ass off at #52, it doesn't matter if it's a PUBLIC forum because it's ANONYMOUS.
Nechick86 0
#57 Still its a pretty pathetic story to share, anonymous or not. I would be too embarassed to share something like that with strangers even if they didnt know who i was. We're all still laughing at them.
sxm 13
hahahaha I dong know where to begin with this.
damian777 0
wtf?! how old are you??
JetRyan 0
someone has no life
mtbrown 0
Says Mr.Mirror Picture
life_suxz 0
OP is a girl.
nixom1334 6
at any age that was patethic
checkersonsocks 0
Is it bad that I've done the EXACT same thing too?
IcyJack 7
29- Self-implication.
mrjmaster1234 0
possibly
epic13 12
if you can use penguin clones and start a revolutionary war and ddos a alarm clock by taking a shit on frontage's desk.